Well, after our frightful first impression of the state, things did improve significantly. Despite its close proximity to Wyoming, South Dakota definitely has some redeeming qualities. For one, Rapid City (our oasis from the scary storm) is a town totally geared toward kids. Every hotel seems to have a waterpark, there are adventure areas everywhere, and everything is just family friendly. It's quite cool.
The family friendliness doesn't stop when you go south. Mt Rushmore is awesome and it has cool exhibits that are interactive (somewhat) and quite informative. Plus, who couldn't be intrigued by four faces carved into a mountain?
After visiting Rushmore, we began on our merry way until we got distracted by a wax museum. Disappointed by the entrance fee, I joked that we should go check out the price of the alpine slide across the street. We did. And before we knew it...
It was tight! (Both in the fun experience way and some of the corners were really tight turns!)
After Rushmore, we went to Crazy Horse. Crazy Horse is the Native American version of Rushmore (although they probably wouldn't like that description) except they won't accept federal funding and this one Polish (?) family has been working on it for two generations now. They have a tribal center with big plans for being the educational place regarding all the tribes in America. It's cool to see such big dreams but really sad to see that those dreams are anchored in hate and hurt.
The current status
The dream
That night, we went to Custer State Park. Like Yellowstone, it had many, many buffalo. But unlike Yellowstone, they called the animals buffalo (in Yellowstone, they were referred to as Bison). We found that name difference funny. It's really interesting how, after almost a week of constantly seeing these large beasts one can get bored, almost annoyed by them. Is that human nature, Americanism, or just my ADHD in full effect? One may never know...
South of Custer State Park is Wind Caves National Park. If you ever go there, you should totally take the candlelight tunnel tour (except if you're my mom... then, you'd freak out about small, dark spaces and it wouldn't be good...). It was a great tour... our tour guide, Ken, is a self-confessed History major and future RA. He fits that mold
perfectly. We got to see so much cool box work and other elements of the cave! Plus, it was all done by candlelight. At one point, we blew out our candles. It was then that I understood darkness. Darkness is the absence of light... and totally darkness is really overwhelming. I wasn't able to see my own hand until I smacked myself in the face with it.
Our last activity in the family-friendly Rapid City area was attending the Air and Space Museum. As the child of two aviators traveling with the child of a Rocket Scientist, not attending this museum would be considered a sin. And, it was quite impressive! I've been to many air and space museums in my day (not because I'm old... because I'm a Curles) and this was one of my favorites...not overwhelmingly large but quite informative.
Finally, as we drove away from Rapid City, we started seeing a plethora of billboards. I have learned on this trip that we are suckers for billboards. In Utah, we saw so many colonoscopy billboards that... (ok, those actually didn't do any advertising good except make us laugh and wonder why there was one every 5ish miles). But, anyways, in South Dakota, there is a delightful place called Al's Oasis that had gas and food. We HAD to stop there (you never know where society will next lie). Then, along 90, there are no less than 20 billboards for this place called Wall Drug. At first, we made fun of them... "wow, these guys must be desperate". Eventually, I (who was driving) gave in. I turned into the town of Wall, Suzanne looked at me with a "are we really going?" look, and we parked the car and walked down the street.

It was amazing. There were food shops, gift shops, an arcade (don't worry, we played), free bumperstickers, a 15' T-Rex who tried to eat every 12 minutes, and a nice old man who said that they have 22,000 visitors a day.
Check out the new shades! Thanks, Wall Drug!
The next day, realizing that bulletin boards don't always lie about coolness, we stopped again. This time for the world's only corn palace. It was impressive... and quite corny. (sorry for the pun...)